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Getting Older Stinks Funny Flower Birthday Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Getting Older Stinks Funny Flower Birthday Card

Getting Older Stinks Funny Flower Birthday Card

E-cards are great and all, but there’s something magical about holding a card in your hands, feeling the texture of the paper, and opening it to reveal a heartfelt message. Even if it’s a card covered with flowers who act like rude little jerks. Getting older stinks. Why not mark the occasion with the stinkiest flower in the world: the Corpse Flower? You can use the provided message, or you can dream up your own catchy text. Go crazy! I mean, c'mon, who doesn't appreciate a good fart joke?
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Kenneth N.January 10, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I needed a nice looking 90th Birthday card for a very dear friend. I selected the sample that would work for me, and added the name. I was so surprised on the fast delivery, and very pleased with the results. My card looked so much richer than on the web-site. Such an original, great looking 90th birthday card. I will be definitely ordering more cards in the next little while. I certainly recommend Zazzle products. Amazing designs...
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By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 21.6 cm x 28 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!

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Product ID: 256677665807461738
Designed on 2019-07-22, 11:03 AM
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