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Funny Sloth Birthday Card - Sarcastic "You've Been

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Funny Sloth Birthday Card - Sarcastic "You've Been

Funny Sloth Birthday Card - Sarcastic "You've Been

Deliver a slow-motion burn with this hilarious sloth birthday card. The design features an adorable, laid-back sloth wearing a party hat and holding a birthday cake, paired with the witty message: "Relax, you are not getting old. That ship has sailed. You have been old for a while now". Perfect for friends or family members who appreciate sarcastic humour, this minimalist card brings a lighthearted touch to the reality of aging. Whether it's for a milestone or just another year, this funny animal birthday card is sure to get a laugh from anyone who doesn't take life too seriously.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating337 Total Reviews
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Product ID: 256982829667403321
Designed on 2026-05-12, 1:57 PM
Rating: G