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Funny Selective Hearing Shirt Sarcastic Quote

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favourites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

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Funny Selective Hearing Shirt Sarcastic Quote

Funny Selective Hearing Shirt Sarcastic Quote

This selective hearing shirt is perfect for anyone who loves sarcasm and witty comebacks. Featuring the bold phrase, “I have selective hearing, you weren’t selected today. You can try again tomorrow – good luck!” this funny shirt makes a statement wherever you go. Great for work, casual wear, or anytime you want to throw some lighthearted shade. Makes a hilarious gift for coworkers, friends, or family who enjoy sarcastic humour, funny quotes, and novelty tees. Comfortable, stylish, and guaranteed to get laughs.

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By Toni D.November 6, 2022Verified Purchase
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Great t-shirt!!! Quality is amazing and the colours are vibrant. Exactly how described!!! Can’t wait for my daughter to ask and give it to her confirmation sponsor. It’s also came earlier than I expected. Colours were exactly what I expected. The quality is amazing. The images couldn’t be any better. I’m very happy with his product and highly recommend it.

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Product ID: 256551500269192426
Designed on 2025-09-24, 7:16 PM
Rating: G