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Funny Retirement - Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension! Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Retirement - Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension! Card

Funny Retirement - Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension! Card

Say farewell to deadlines and meetings — it’s vacation time forever! This funny retirement card for a woman features the witty quote: “Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension!” A bright and cheerful beach design makes this card the perfect mix of humour and celebration. Great for coworkers, teachers, friends, or family members starting their new stress-free chapter. Features: Funny and lighthearted quote Playful cartoon-style beach illustration Bright, cheerful vacation colours Ideal for female retirees, coworkers, or friends with a great sense of humour Occasion: Retirement, Farewell, New Chapter, Celebration Perfect Gift For: Women who love humour, relaxation, and celebrating their well-earned freedom!
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.6K Total Reviews
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!
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By Stacey V.May 5, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Small, 4" x 5.6", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This card is beautiful. I loved that I could pick special poems that mean something to me and will mean so much to my friend who lost her pet soul mate. The picture and the poems I requested turned out Purrfect! I will definitely be back to place more orders with this seller. Thank you for the amazing work you do!!

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Designed on 2025-10-08, 6:14 AM
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