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Funny Retirement Card - Grumpy Old Fart To Do List

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Retirement Card - Grumpy Old Fart To Do List

Funny Retirement Card - Grumpy Old Fart To Do List

A Grumpy Old Fart makes a TO-DO list that includes; Tell kids to get off my lawn, Scowl at neighbour, Write scathing letter, disinherit somebody, Grumble Grumpily for a while and other old farty things to do. Great retirement gift. Funny gift to tease someone getting older. Hilarious Retirement Card!
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating18.2K Total Reviews
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Kenneth N.May 16, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Love this card! My Nephew's 60th Birthday, and I was able to add my own verse inside. Beautiful setup, and I thoroughly recommend Zazzle...
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Kenneth N.May 12, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I wanted a personal Birthday card for a dear friend who was turning 84. I was very pleased with the design and the message inside the card. I'm very pleased with the results, and certainly will order Zazzle cards in the future. I certainly recommend these beautiful cards...

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Designed on 2021-02-16, 11:20 AM
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