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Funny Retirement Card - Bumper Stickers

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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  • Made and Printed in the USA
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Funny Retirement Card - Bumper Stickers

Funny Retirement Card - Bumper Stickers

Hilarious Bumper Stickers for Seniors cards and gifts. Make great and funny gifts for the senior or near to be senior in your life. Tease someone you know about getting older. Great gift for the older driver in your life. They make very funny retirement gifts. Captions like: YES, my blinker is on. I’ve completely forgot where I’m going! My other car is a motorized SCOOTER! YES I’m driving but you can’t see me ‘cause SHRUNK! When you see my reverse lights, RUN LIKE HELL! If you don’t like my driving tell it to somebody who can HEAR!’
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Stacey V.May 5, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Small, 4" x 5.6", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This card is beautiful. I loved that I could pick special poems that mean something to me and will mean so much to my friend who lost her pet soul mate. The picture and the poems I requested turned out Purrfect! I will definitely be back to place more orders with this seller. Thank you for the amazing work you do!!

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Product ID: 256656713469972059
Designed on 2021-02-15, 8:46 AM
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