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Funny Retirement Card - Bumper Stickers

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Retirement Card - Bumper Stickers

Funny Retirement Card - Bumper Stickers

Hilarious Bumper Stickers for Seniors cards and gifts. Make great and funny gifts for the senior or near to be senior in your life. Tease someone you know about getting older. Great gift for the older driver in your life. They make very funny retirement gifts. Captions like: YES, my blinker is on. I’ve completely forgot where I’m going! My other car is a motorized SCOOTER! YES I’m driving but you can’t see me ‘cause SHRUNK! When you see my reverse lights, RUN LIKE HELL! If you don’t like my driving tell it to somebody who can HEAR!’
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating18.3K Total Reviews
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By Kenneth N.May 16, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Love this card! My Nephew's 60th Birthday, and I was able to add my own verse inside. Beautiful setup, and I thoroughly recommend Zazzle...
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By Kenneth N.May 12, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I wanted a personal Birthday card for a dear friend who was turning 84. I was very pleased with the design and the message inside the card. I'm very pleased with the results, and certainly will order Zazzle cards in the future. I certainly recommend these beautiful cards...

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Designed on 2021-02-15, 8:46 AM
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