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Funny Pun Constipatient Happy Birthday Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Pun Constipatient Happy Birthday Card

Funny Pun Constipatient Happy Birthday Card

Constipation can be a sensitive topic, but some issues demand that you just keep pushing through. I hope that this card does not offend anyone, because we all know that this situation can sometimes result in some dire rears. I considered making the person in this photo a young lawyer trying to "pass the bar", but I think we can all agree that, while pretty funny, that is probably stretching the hole thing too far. Please enjoy this funny pun happy birthday card!
Rod Jokes
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.3K Total Reviews
16269 total 5-star reviews714 total 4-star reviews118 total 3-star reviews59 total 2-star reviews110 total 1-star reviews
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Lisa B.August 21, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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We ordered this for my mother in law’s 90th birthday. We used pictures from throughout the years. She loved the card and surely will bring tears and smiles whenever she looks at it. Printing was very clear

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Product ID: 256792337015077791
Designed on 2025-05-03, 10:45 AM
Rating: G