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Funny Message 75th Birthday Card

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Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait or landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Message 75th Birthday Card

A funny, but sort of true birthday card that's perfect for anyone turning 75. Help them celebrate this milestone birthday with a laugh. The front reads: AT 75 YOUR BONES GET SOFTER. Inside reads: . . . BUT YOUR ARTERIES GET HARDER. SO IT BALANCES OUT. HAPPY 75TH BIRTHDAY. An illustration of an old lady pushing a folding shopping card with a green balloon tied to it illustrates the front of this card.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating18.5K Total Reviews
17269 total 5-star reviews754 total 4-star reviews150 total 3-star reviews81 total 2-star reviews199 total 1-star reviews
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By Lora S.October 2, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
It's a fun card that all women can relate to, grocery shopping! I love that Zazzle lets you put your own personal spin on the card. I added the persons name and shopping area to make it very special. .
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By Kenneth N.May 16, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Love this card! My Nephew's 60th Birthday, and I was able to add my own verse inside. Beautiful setup, and I thoroughly recommend Zazzle...
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.

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Funny Message 75th Birthday Card
Product ID: 256445216696068014
Designed on 2023-11-22, 1:06 p.m.
Rating: G