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Funny Message 75th Birthday Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Message 75th Birthday Card

Funny Message 75th Birthday Card

A funny, but sort of true birthday card that's perfect for anyone turning 75. Help them celebrate this milestone birthday with a laugh. The front reads: AT 75 YOUR BONES GET SOFTER. Inside reads: . . . BUT YOUR ARTERIES GET HARDER. SO IT BALANCES OUT. HAPPY 75TH BIRTHDAY. An illustration of an old lady pushing a folding shopping card with a green balloon tied to it illustrates the front of this card.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.3K Total Reviews
16311 total 5-star reviews715 total 4-star reviews118 total 3-star reviews60 total 2-star reviews113 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Lora S.October 2, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
It's a fun card that all women can relate to, grocery shopping! I love that Zazzle lets you put your own personal spin on the card. I added the persons name and shopping area to make it very special. .
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!

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Product ID: 256445216696068014
Designed on 2023-11-22, 1:06 PM
Rating: G