Funny Happy Mother's Day for all she endured... Card

Funny Mother's Day card for all she endured Mother's Day card features muted flowers and text that says, "Mom, for Mother's Day I want to show you how very much I appreciate everything that you've endured for me -- The 47 days, 3 hours, and 26 hours of hard labour, -- the stretch marks over more than 98.9 percent of your body -- the falling arches and impending hip replacements for walking the floors every night for 7 years -- etc. --So, in deep appreciation, I got you . . . [inside of card] . . . this awesome card! Below is "Happy Mother's Day" printed upside down, stamped with IRREGULAR, and "All sales final" and down below "made in China." This card is for the cool mom who raised you to have a sense of humour like her.