Funny Guinea Pig Cards Pets Animal Humor

Title: Funny Guinea Pig Cards Pets Animal Humor - Your Chances Of Getting Killed Quote Description: Deliver the perfect dose of pet humor with this brilliantly funny guinea pig card! It features the hilarious and unexpected quote: "Your Chances Of Getting Killed By A Guinea Pig Are Low But Not Zero." This unique, themed design is the ultimate gag gift that every dedicated cavy owner, small pet enthusiast, and animal lover will find perfectly related and bursting with laughter. It's a must-have novelty item that celebrates our adorable (but potentially dangerous!) furry friends. This card is the perfect present for any occasion. It makes a fantastic stocking stuffer for Christmas (Xmas), a surefire hit for White Elephant Gifts, a fun Thanksgiving token, or a spooky-fun Halloween surprise. It's the ultimate birthday card that works wonderfully for her or for him, making it great for girls, boys, teen girls, teen boys, daughters, sons, granddaughters, and grandsons. Whether for a female or male fan, this laugh-out-loud joke card is a hit for kids, teenagers, and adults alike. It can even be repurposed as a festive ornament or a back to school encouragement note for the student pet lover. A must-have for any guinea pig owner with a great sense of humor, this card is the perfect way to share a laugh and celebrate their passion for pets. PRODUCT DETAILS: High-quality, premium cardstock Standard size for easy framing or gifting Features the iconic quote: "Your Chances Of Getting Killed By A Guinea Pig Are Low But Not Zero" A unique and funny gift for any guinea pig lover, pet owner, or animal enthusiast Keywords: Funny Guinea Pig Cards, Pets, Animal Humor, Your Chances Of Getting Killed, themed, unique, gag, related, lover, Christmas, Xmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, ornament, birthday, presents, stocking stuffer, White Elephant Gifts, novelty items, joke, humor, for her, for him, girls, boys, daughter, son, granddaughter, grandson, kids, female, male, teen girls, teen boys, teenagers, baby girl, baby boy, back to school, animals, pet, owner.