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Funny Get Well Soon Card – Dark Humour Sympathy

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Size: 5" x 7"

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 5" L x 7" H (portrait); 7" L x 5" H (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Get Well Soon Card – Dark Humour Sympathy

Funny Get Well Soon Card – Dark Humour Sympathy

Know someone who's going through a rough time and could use a laugh? This Funny Get Well Soon Card says what you're both secretly thinking: "I wish I could take away your pain… and give it to someone we both really hate." It’s the perfect mix of humour and empathy for anyone with a sharp sense of humour—even in tough moments. Handmade to order with a unique, bold design, this card is great for cheering up a friend, asking for forgiveness, or just reminding someone that you really care (in your own twisted way). It’s honest, heartfelt, and guaranteed to make them smile. Looking for other funny sympathy or get well cards? Check out our full collection!
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By Denise W.May 1, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Sigh this is so adorable! The hat! Jacket! 💜💜💜. Loveeeee! The graphics n print turned out wonderful!
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By Denise W.May 1, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Such a cute card! I'm going to display it at Easter🥰. Perfect! I love it! 🙌
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By Angela V.January 6, 2024 • Verified Purchase
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Arrived on time and exactly how I designed them. I started with a default card and made subtle changes to font and size. They were simple but so beautiful and perfect to top our cookie boxes. Exactly our style and we couldn’t find anything close to this look anywhere else. Amazing quality on the printing. Thick and sturdy card stock and beautiful envelopes too

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Product ID: 256735829934683765
Designed on 2025-07-26, 11:05 AM
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