Funny Coffee Lover T-Shirt: 99% Coffee 1% Effort T-Shirt

Funny Coffee Lover T-Shirt: 99% Coffee 1% Effort - The Honest Tee for the Caffeinated Connoisseur Ever have one of those days where your motivation is running on empty, but your coffee mug is full? You're not alone. Celebrate the real secret behind productivity with our hilariously honest "99% Coffee 1% Effort" t-shirt. This isn't just another graphic tee; it's a badge of honour for anyone who knows that genius is brewed, not born. It’s for the coders, the writers, the nurses, the students, the parents—anyone who relies on that dark, delicious fuel to turn 1% effort into 100% results. It’s the perfect, relatable gift for the coffee addict in your life (even if that addict is you). Crafted for ultimate comfort, this dark t-shirt is the ideal canvas for our witty design. Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favourites. The deep colour makes the print pop, while the classic fit ensures you look great whether you’re tackling a big project or conquering the couch. Unmatched Quality & Craftsmanship: We believe a great message deserves a great garment. That’s why this tee is made from 100% premium cotton (heather colours are a soft cotton/poly blend for a vintage feel). This unisex shirt wears well on anyone and everyone, offering a timeless, standard fit that’s true to size. For extra durability that stands up to countless washes and wears, we’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems. This attention to detail prevents curling and fraying, ensuring your favourite funny tee stays in your rotation for years to come. Size & Fit Guide: Worried about sizing? Don’t be! Our model is 6’2” and is wearing a medium, which provides a standard, comfortable fit. The garment is true-to-size unisex sizing, so simply select the size you normally wear for a perfect fit. It’s designed to be versatile and flattering for all body types. Fabric & Care: Material: 100% cotton for superior softness and breathability. (Heather options are a cotton/polyester blend). Construction: Reinforced with double-needle stitching at the sleeves and hem for long-lasting durability. Origin: Imported, adhering to high-quality manufacturing standards. Care: To keep the graphic vibrant and the fabric soft, simply machine wash cold inside out with like colours and tumble dry low. Easy! Whether you're gifting it to your best friend, your work colleague, or treating yourself, this "99% Coffee 1% Effort" shirt is more than apparel—it's a statement. It’s a conversation starter at the coffee shop and a uniform for the modern, caffeine-powered hero. Add it to your cart now and wear your truth with pride and a side of espresso! Keywords for Zazzle Listing: funny coffee t-shirt, coffee lover gift, sarcastic coffee shirt, 99 percent coffee, caffeine addict gift, programmer humour, nurse gift idea, funny gift for him, funny gift for her, unisex t-shirt, comfortable cotton tee, graphic tee, witty saying shirt, coffee meme shirt, relatable humour, coffee connoisseur, productivity humour, tech support gift, barista gift.