Funny Christmas Blitzen Chicken Reindeer Humour Small Christmas Stocking

Everyone will wonder how you know this about one of Santa Claus's reindeer, but you're under no obligation to tell them. All you know is that Blitzen tastes just like chicken. How you arrived at that knowledge is between you and the jolly old elf and what went down that time you visited the North Pole. This darkly funny Christmas design says, "Blitzen Tastes Just Like Chicken" with the outline of a reindeer head, complete with lights strung through its antlers and a couple chicken legs. It's the perfect humourous design if you're a little anti-holiday and you love freaking out your relatives.