Funny Christmas Cards

So you think you’re some kind of wise guy, huh? No, sorry – we don’t mean that as some kind of mobster threat or accusation. If you are a wise guy, that’s great, and this is your opportunity to shine! Follow the step-by-step guideline to add your own witty messages, hilarious photos and ridiculous cartoons to the cards designed by our community of Independent Creators. Alternatively, check out our custom cards page to create your own design from scratch.

• Step 1: Find a design you like on this page or the main Christmas cards page. Click on its thumbnail.
• Step 2: Once you're on the product page, choose a desired corner style, paper type and size. Envelopes can be added to your order for a small fee.
• Step 3: Click on 'Personalize' and then add images and text elements in Zazzle's design tool – this is where you'll add your own personal touch to your product!
• Step 4: Click 'Done' and see your final design! Adjust the ‘Qty’ button to the left of the ‘Add to Cart’ button, and then click on the ‘Add to Cart’ option itself. Let us know your delivery address and payment details, and we’ll begin working on your fun Christmas cards.

When it comes to funny Christmas card ideas, well, our Independent Creators also moonlight as stand-up comedians. Many of our kids’ Christmas cards and pet Christmas cards feature the messages "Define Naughty" or "Mostly Nice," allowing you to upload a cheeky photo and question the inherent goodness in human nature, all at once. The "All Is Not Calm" message received a good airing during 2020 and 2021, but it’s still relevant if you’ve had a hectic year (perhaps with the arrival of a new baby or pet). You could also add a favourite cartoon of yours, or draw a sketch of your own, if you’re feeling artistic. And lastly, you could also take a look at our funny Christmas gifts page, and hope that, with enough jokes and one-liners among your Christmas presents and stationery, there’ll be more hits than misses!