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Funny Archaeologists Will Date Anything Card

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Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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Funny Archaeologists Will Date Anything Card

"Archaeologists will date anything" is a well-known joke for any archaeology student, teacher or professional archaeologist, but this funny, minimalist design in colourful bright red and yellow tones adds the important warning "the process may be destructive", since several dating methods require the destruction of the samples they are used on... and, on the other hand, dating an archaeologist may be a very challenging experience. You may be forced to spend your free time in a museum or trekking to an archaeological site in the middle of nowhere, for example! This funny colourful greeting card is a great idea for any archaeologist or archaeology student!

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By Kenneth N.May 16, 2026 • Verified Purchase
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Love this card! My Nephew's 60th Birthday, and I was able to add my own verse inside. Beautiful setup, and I thoroughly recommend Zazzle...
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
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Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By Kenneth N.May 12, 2026 • Verified Purchase
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I wanted a personal Birthday card for a dear friend who was turning 84. I was very pleased with the design and the message inside the card. I'm very pleased with the results, and certainly will order Zazzle cards in the future. I certainly recommend these beautiful cards...

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Funny Archaeologists Will Date Anything Card
Product ID: 256480384168931517
Designed on 2018-10-31, 2:48 a.m.
Rating: G