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Funny Anthropologists Will Date Anything Card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Anthropologists Will Date Anything Card

Funny Anthropologists Will Date Anything Card

"Anthropologists will date anything" is a well-known joke for any anthropologist, anthropology student or teacher, especially in the bioanthropology field, but this funny, minimalist design in colourful bright red and yellow tones adds the important warning "warning: the process may be destructive", since several dating methods require the destruction of the samples they are used on... and, on the other hand, dating an anthropologist may be a very challenging experience. You may be forced to spend your free time in a museum or trekking to an archaeological site in the middle of nowhere, for example! This funny colourful greeting card is a great idea for any anthropologist friend, relative or partner ;)

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By Debra J.April 17, 2024Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!
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By Stacey V.May 5, 2023Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Small, 4" x 5.6", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Product ID: 256550814282332251
Designed on 2018-11-01, 12:56 AM
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