Dwarf Liche King - Mead Cup & Beer Stein

The dwarf lord that illustrates this item sold his soul for love of beautiful things, to be justly damned to endure within his undead mortal coil, as cold as his halls of stone, ruling forever as a wraith despot, a Liche King. This graphic illustration of lust for gold and jewels and other treasures will be a poignant reminder to you, better spend your stash on cool mugs and t-shirts, whether a gift for you or another, than hoard it in your iron coffers. Featuring a verse by Will Reynard; lift your mead cup or beer stein and chant along: "Why reside in chthonic darkness/ A-guard upon one's hidden wealth/ When the gold that shines most brightly/ Is Sol, the light of life itself." - Will Reynard, "Songs of Fools and Madmen"