Drunken Pigs Keychain

There once was a farmer who had a still up in the mountains just outside of town. One day he was bringing home a small barrel of whiskey. Just as he reached his house, he looked down the street and saw the local constable coming up the road. In a panic, he plopped his barrel of moonshine into the pig pen on the back side of his house. His hope was that the lawman would think it just an innocent rain barrel. The farmer believed that it was a fantastic idea. The pigs agreed.