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Don't Break Wind - Universe is Listening

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  • 17 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
    • Blank white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

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Don't Break Wind - Universe is Listening

Don't Break Wind - Universe is Listening

This funny slogan reminds you that even though that fart you just slipped out was supposed to be of the silent but deadly variety there is something that always knows when you pass gas, no matter how discreet you are. The text of the graphic says: ' The Universe is Listening. Don't break wind.' The colours of the words are blue and orange. Our graphic makes a perfect gag gift for anyone who can clear a room out with their stinky farts. Customize the design by adding a name or another special message. The blue or white background colour can also be personalized to one of your choice.
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Product ID: 137889716998052024
Designed on 2012-04-13, 6:17 AM
Rating: G