Dissociation Juice Mug

Because sometimes you just need a sip of “not dealing with reality right now.” Perfect for people who are thriving (barely), staying hydrated (emotionally questionable), and mastering the art of zoning out while looking fabulous. Featuring bright colors and a little existential blob who totally gets it, this bottle is your daily reminder that disassociating can, in fact, be a lifestyle. Take it to the gym, the office, therapy — or wherever you go to not process your feelings. Why it’s funny: Because everyone’s “coping” looks different… this one just happens to be cute, pink, and slightly concerning.