Definitely Not Involved in [Customizable Activity] Tri-Blend Shirt

Say it without saying it. This “Definitely Not Involved in [Customizable Activity]” shirt is your passive-aggressive alibi, served with a wink. Whether you're definitely not involved in insider trading, secret societies, or cookie theft, this shirt lets you fill in the blank with whatever shady, suspicious, or silly activity you want. 🔧 Customizable text lets you swap in your own phrase. 🎁 Great gift for pranksters, coworkers, or that one mysterious friend. ✔️ Soft & comfy material ✔️ Sizes for all body types ✔️ Printed with high-quality, fade-resistant ink Disclaimer: This shirt is not legally binding.