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Dad Tax Bite First Ask Never Skeleton Retro T-Shirt

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favourites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

About This Design

Dad Tax Bite First Ask Never Skeleton Retro T-Shirt

Dad Tax Bite First Ask Never Skeleton Retro T-Shirt

A bold retro-inspired Dad Tax design featuring a cool skeleton dad rocking sunglasses, a cap, pizza slice, and soda in a vintage sunset colour palette. The humourous phrase "Bite First, Ask Never" perfectly captures every dad's unofficial snack tax policy. Distressed typography and classic retro styling create a nostalgic look that stands out for fathers who love dad jokes, food humour, and vintage-inspired graphics.

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 stars rating32.8K Total Reviews
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By Bob L.July 1, 2022Verified Purchase
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They turned out exactly as we had hoped and we looked good even when we didn't bowl well. The printing was perfect and you can only see 9 pins on the shirt(the 5 pin hidden behind the headpin) which worked for us as we bowled in a 9 pin No-Tap league.
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By AnonymousJune 23, 2025Verified Purchase
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The shirt I ordered was too small. I contacted Zazzle and they replaced it with a larger size. Very happy. .
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By ARLENE B.January 14, 2022Verified Purchase
Basic Dark T-Shirt, Black, Small
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The quality of the shirts is top notch, comfortable, well fitting, the material is great. The shirts are well made and we were proud to wear them. The colors were as bright, clear and pure as advertised, easily read, not only by us, but by family and friends who saw us while we were wearing them, immediately smiled, congratulated us, asked more about our big day 50 years ago.. The printing showed up great in pictures, and we have attached a copy of us wearing them.

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Product ID: 256990908266221463
Designed on 2026-06-10, 1:55 PM
Rating: G