Dad One In Million Card

Hey, Kids! Why not use Father's Day to your advantage? This wonderful day when Dad is propped up high on a rickety pedestal of manufactured adulation and hideous neckties, ride the wave of his short-lived spike in ego and false sense of accomplishment...all the way to the bank! World's Greatest Dud® goods are designed for real world dads: loving, caring, well-intentioned fathers who inevitably (and with astounding regularity) botch things in harebrained, yet harmless ways. In other words, WGD is for practically every father on the planet. Only One Dad Can Be Best, Here's to the Rest! Help dads across the globe embrace their Dud-itude. Buy this card today.