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'Custom Congratulations' Funny Sobriety Card

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'Custom Congratulations' Funny Sobriety Card

'Custom Congratulations' Funny Sobriety Card

So you’re in your local drug store (and thankfully not there with a forged scrip) looking for a numbered birthday card for your friend’s single digit sobriety anniversary and all you see are Barney and Elmo. Instead, grab a sharpie and insert your friend’s number of years into this “customized” card. They’ll never know the difference. That kind of wisdom only comes when you reach double digit sobriety. Front of card reads: “Congratulations on (insert number here) years of sobriety!” Inside of card reads: “It’s such a big deal, I decided to buy you this custom card!”
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.3K Total Reviews
16269 total 5-star reviews714 total 4-star reviews118 total 3-star reviews59 total 2-star reviews110 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Sandy T.July 23, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
I was absolutely delighted with how this card turned out. The detail, color, and overall print quality far exceeded my expectations. Every element looked even better in person—crisp, vibrant, and beautifully finished. You can really see the care that went into the production. I'm thrilled with the result and would not hesitate to order from Zazzle again. Highly recommended! .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By AnonymousSeptember 16, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
My first time using Zazzle and I was very nervous. I am not skilled using a computer to create a custom card. The chat help was excellent. The site was fairly easy to navigate with limited tech skills. There were so many options to really personalize the card.The card arrived on time in perfect. condition. I was thrilled and certainly recommend using this site to create a very personal and special card. .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Joe P.July 1, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Very meaningful card and conveyed exactly what I wanted it to say. p.s. I matched the backgroung color of the card with the color of my granddaughter's grad dress. I ordered the actual card, not a printout.

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Product ID: 137565899689113879
Designed on 2016-02-17, 11:18 PM
Rating: G