Carnet Gag gift - Notebook, pretending to be a book

Introducing the most brutally honest book you'll never read—because there's absolutely nothing inside. Yes, each page is completely blank, offering you the opportunity to write your own story and discover your own answers to every question. “Everything Your Dog Thinks About While You’re Gone” is the perfect coffee table conversation starter, desk decoration, or passive-aggressive gift for that friend who swears they know everything. The book's title promises a deep dive into subjects that, let’s face it, will never actually have content. And that’s the joke. Pros of owning this literary masterpiece: 📚 Funny gift - perfect gag gift 📚 Conversation Gold: Guests will have to pick it up and laugh. It’s basically a social lubricant in book form. 📚 Stress Relief: You’ll laugh. Then you’ll flip pages, laugh again. Rinse. Repeat. 📚 The Gift of Sarcasm: It’s the ultimate roast wrapped in hardcover form—sophisticated mockery at its finest. 📚 Multifunctional: Use it as a journal, sketchpad, or a place to record all the other things you’ll never understand. 📚 Zero Reading Required: For the friend who’s been “meaning to read more.” 📚 Timelessness Guaranteed: These truths will remain impossible for eternity—no updates needed! 📚 Whether for a birthday, white elephant, or “just because you exist” moment, this book is the ultimate blend of wit, sarcasm, and creative nothingness. A must-have for anyone with a sense of humor and a shelf that could use a little absurdity.