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Calm Down Retro Funny Quote Holiday Postcard

4.8 out of 5 stars rating
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard Postcard

Ditch the envelope, not the festivity. Spread holiday cheer this season with postcards that help streamline the process.

  • Dimensions: 10.8 cm x 14.2 cm
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Available in a semi-gloss or matte finish
  • 100% satisfaction guarantee

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle

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Calm Down Retro Funny Quote Holiday Postcard

Calm Down Retro Funny Quote Holiday Postcard

This dark humour retro design features a vintage woman with a cocktail and the quote “Calm Down, We’ll make it look like an Accident.” Perfect for fans of sarcasm, witty jokes, and bold vintage-inspired humour.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating1.7K Total Reviews
1549 total 5-star reviews136 total 4-star reviews20 total 3-star reviews10 total 2-star reviews19 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By D.January 18, 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Postcard, Size: Standard Postcard, Paper: Signature Matte
Nice postcard! Just choose Matte paper type and check off Remove Zazzle Logo before buying it :).
4 out of 5 stars rating
By Isabel H.October 25, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Postcard, Size: Standard Postcard, Paper: Signature Matte
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Beautiful cards. I’ll use them this year for Christmas. A bit on the dark side.
1 out of 5 stars rating
By AnonymousDecember 15, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Flat Postcard, Size: Standard Postcard, Paper: Signature Matte
My cards came almost pealed off. The quality is horrible. I’m disappointed. I always use dazzle this is the first time a product isn’t done well. .
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Product ID: 256409967818184814
Designed on 2025-09-09, 3:32 AM
Rating: G