BucketList.org Mug

What do you want to do before you die? This little mug will remind you every day about your list. Did you know that just by looking at your goals on a daily basis increases your chances off accomplishing them?! Now, a little bit about the mug… This is more that just a little mug, think of it as THE gauntlet of kings fit enough for only the finest glass of a white wine of 1811 Chateau d’Yquem or a freshly brewed cup of Indonesian Luwak Coffee priced at $160 per pound. It is the pinnacle of any fine dinnerware collection and will raise your social status to that of an Egyptian pharaoh. Care and maintenance of what will undoubtedly become your most prized possession should not be taken lightly… Treat any dirty spots or stains promptly. Do not contaminate by cleaning with your other dishes. You may want to consider investing in a state of the art dishwasher specifically for your new treasure. WARNING: PEOPLE WILL TRY TO STEAL this “Fabergé Egg” of the artisanal fine china world. When not in use we suggest storing and monitoring this mug in a facility fit enough for the Abernathy Pearl or The Great Star of Africa Diamond. You may want to invest in several fences (have 1 electric one for sure) at least a 22-tonne vault door, finger print AND retinal scanners. Make sure you have multi-piece passwords based on at least a 63 random printable ASCII characters(i.e. vr#YI\CxYKe\{!6E>3%U}EK3U&aG@ih#/DM"a9-rIX8>Fa,VZlqT`No>y$A/C=X... but do not use this one as one of them as it may be compromised). A 24 hour surveillance/alarm system and maybe 4-8 guards with 3-6 years of presidential secret service and personal protection experience. By buying one of these beauties you can immediately cross off “Own a BucketList.org mug” from your list. Enjoy!