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Born to Die, Forced to Pay Bills First T-Shirt

4.7 out of 5 stars rating
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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

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Born to Die, Forced to Pay Bills First T-Shirt

Born to Die, Forced to Pay Bills First T-Shirt

Existential dread meets the soul-crushing reality of adulthood. This darkly hilarious design captures the ultimate plot twist: you're not just here to live and die — you’ve got bills to pay first. Perfect for anyone juggling depression with direct debits. Wear it loud for laughs, sighs, and knowing nods from fellow burnt-out souls. Dark humour for real-world struggles Clean, minimalist design with bold impact Great gift for overworked millennials, students, or coworkers who’ve given up Available on tees, hoodies, mugs & more
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating32.3K Total Reviews
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By Bob L.July 1, 2022 • Verified Purchase
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They turned out exactly as we had hoped and we looked good even when we didn't bowl well. The printing was perfect and you can only see 9 pins on the shirt(the 5 pin hidden behind the headpin) which worked for us as we bowled in a 9 pin No-Tap league.
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By AnonymousJune 23, 2025 • Verified Purchase
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The shirt I ordered was too small. I contacted Zazzle and they replaced it with a larger size. Very happy. .
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By Toni D.November 6, 2022 • Verified Purchase
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Great t-shirt!!! Quality is amazing and the colours are vibrant. Exactly how described!!! Can’t wait for my daughter to ask and give it to her confirmation sponsor. It’s also came earlier than I expected. Colours were exactly what I expected. The quality is amazing. The images couldn’t be any better. I’m very happy with his product and highly recommend it.

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Product ID: 256143609626374189
Designed on 2025-04-18, 2:29 PM
Rating: G