be kind, rewind Two-Tone coffee mug

Ever had that moment when you get into the office, bleary-eyed and exhausted from your morning commute, and all you want from life is 10 minutes to sit at your desk with your headphones on and check your email with a nice hot cup of coffee before you have to face the day--only to discover one of your co-workers has arrived before you and DRANK THE LAST EFFING CUP OF COFEE IN THE POT and then to compound their transgression DID NOT START BREWING A NEW POT? Yeah. Me too. Which was why several years ago, these guys were printed out and hung on the cupboard door right above the coffee pot. (Sadly, since then my desk was moved to a floor where it was deemed "too casual" of a common area that clients might actually walk through on their way to the conference room. So in REVENGE, I am makign this mug which I shall proudly display on my desk.... directly next to the conference room. So there.)