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Aztec Gold Skull & Cutlass Pirate Calico Jack Holiday Card

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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm L x 17.8 cm H (portrait); 17.8 cm L x 12.7 cm H (landscape)
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Aztec Gold Skull & Cutlass Pirate Calico Jack Holiday Card

Aztec Gold Skull & Cutlass Pirate Calico Jack Holiday Card

A low growl rumbled across the waves, not from the storm brewing on the horizon, but from Captain Jack's throat. His dark eyes, usually gleaming with mischief, held a steely glint as he surveyed the approaching ship. The "Revenge," his sloop, heeled slightly in the choppy water, its black hull a stark contrast to the dawn's pale light. --- "Spanish merchantman, by the looks of it," rasped Old Bill, the grizzled bosun, his weathered face etched with years at sea. "Fat belly, ripe for the plucking." --- A slow smile spread across Jack's face, as cold and sharp as the cutlass hanging from his hip. Unlike other captains who revelled in open brawls, Jack preferred a more theatrical approach. He wasn't interested in just plunder; he craved the delicious terror that preceded it. --- "Hold the sails, lads," he called out, his voice surprisingly calm amidst the rising tension. "Let them get a good look at us." --- The crew, a motley bunch of cutthroats and dreamers, exchanged knowing glances. This wasn't their first rodeo. Below deck, the nimble powder monkeys scurried about, ensuring a smooth flow of ammunition, while the gunners readied their cannons with practiced ease. --- The unsuspecting merchant ship, the "El Dorado," drew closer, its white sails catching the first rays of the hesitant sun. A band of musicians played a cheerful tune, a stark contrast to the grim silence aboard the "Revenge." --- Suddenly, with a flourish, Jack raised a hand. The tattered French flag they'd been flying dipped down, revealing a sight that sent shivers down the spines of even the most hardened pirates; the Jolly Roger. Its stark white skull, leering with empty sockets, seemed to mock the approaching vessel. Below the skull, crossed cutlasses gleamed with a deadly promise. --- A collective gasp echoed from the "El Dorado." The music died down, replaced by an awful, suffocating silence. The festive air vanished, replaced by a thick fog of terror. Even the seasoned sailors of the "El Dorado" couldn't help but flinch at the sight of the infamous flag. --- Jack allowed the silence to stretch, savouring the fear that radiated from the other ship like heat waves. Then, a slow, cruel smile spread across his face. "See, lads," he drawled, his voice dripping with mock sympathy, "sometimes the best weapon is a good scare." --- The element of surprise, meticulously orchestrated by Jack, had done its job. The pirates of the "Revenge" might not have fired a single shot yet, but the battle was already half-won. The legend of Calico Jack and his fearsome Jolly Roger would echo through the Caribbean for years to come, a chilling reminder that sometimes, the most terrifying weapon is a symbol. --- This file is made by RootOfAllLight available under the Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication

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By Denise W.May 1, 2024Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Sigh this is so adorable! The hat! Jacket! 💜💜💜. Loveeeee! The graphics n print turned out wonderful!
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By Denise W.May 1, 2024Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Such a cute card! I'm going to display it at Easter🥰. Perfect! I love it! 🙌
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By Angela V.January 6, 2024Verified Purchase
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Arrived on time and exactly how I designed them. I started with a default card and made subtle changes to font and size. They were simple but so beautiful and perfect to top our cookie boxes. Exactly our style and we couldn’t find anything close to this look anywhere else. Amazing quality on the printing. Thick and sturdy card stock and beautiful envelopes too

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Designed on 2024-05-29, 8:53 AM
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