Attractive business card

I originally thought of this business card when I was working out at the gym. I saw a very beautiful girl, and I started thinking of ways to approach her. I thought for a minute, and realized maybe she didn't want to be bothered, or hit on at the gym. That is when this idea of a business card came to me. What if I approached her, smile, hand her the business card, and walk away? Maybe if she was interested in me, she would seek for me later or stop me walking. Or maybe I am overthinking this. All in all, I could image her smiling after turning over the card and reading the text. It would definitely make one's day. and, who doesn't love puppies with roses?! So, I encourage you, make one's day. Maybe this will lead to something? or maybe it won't but it's better than nothing :)