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Archaeologist eat dirt drink coffee sleep never card

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Size: Small, 4" x 5.6"

Thank you, hello or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 4" x 5.6" (portrait); 5.6" x 4" (landscape)
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Archaeologist eat dirt drink coffee sleep never card

Archaeologist eat dirt drink coffee sleep never card

This funny greeting card has the words "eat dirt drink coffee sleep never" in fancy, golden characters on a warm dark chocolate brown background. The interior is empty to write your own personalized greeting. This is a great greeting card for an archaeologist, archaeology major student or archaeology graduate, and it looks quite stylish too! But it could be perfect for any profession where dirt is a prominent feature, sleeping is optional, and caffeine is a divine gift...
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.6K Total Reviews
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!
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By Stacey V.May 5, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Small, 4" x 5.6", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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This card is beautiful. I loved that I could pick special poems that mean something to me and will mean so much to my friend who lost her pet soul mate. The picture and the poems I requested turned out Purrfect! I will definitely be back to place more orders with this seller. Thank you for the amazing work you do!!

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archaeology funny quotearchaeologist life sayingarchaelogical field work jokeeat drink sleep punarchaeology major student problemarchaeological graduate humourarchaeologist problems humourdirty dirt jobwhite spiral on brown backgroundpalaeontology geology fossil shape

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Product ID: 256879714850997447
Designed on 2018-09-21, 10:59 AM
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