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Anti-Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

4.9 out of 5 stars rating
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
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Anti-Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

Anti-Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

Skip the roses and bring the sass with this bold Valentine’s Day card featuring a confident queen in shades, dodging Cupid’s call like a pro. With a retro comic-style illustration, flying hearts, and the cheeky line “Cupid called. I sent him to voicemail,” this card is perfect for besties, singles, or anyone who’s over the love hype. Whether you’re celebrating Galentine’s Day or just vibing solo, this card delivers laughs, attitude, and unapologetic charm.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating2.3K Total Reviews
2102 total 5-star reviews114 total 4-star reviews23 total 3-star reviews7 total 2-star reviews10 total 1-star reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By AnonymousJanuary 20, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely LOVE the card you guys made for me, it's perfect! I designed it myself, but was easy to do using their tools. Price was great and was nice I was able to order and make the one card! Thank you A+++.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By S.February 16, 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I love that I could customize it and a meaningful picture! My boyfriend really loved it. And it gave us a good chuckle. The black and white photo that was added was a little dark but overall ok.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Connie M.January 21, 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Creator Review
As a designer, I love the quality of the fine paper Zazzle uses. The matte eggshell stock is heavy, feels great in the hands, and shows someone you really care to send the best. Zazzle printing does beautifully saturated color with no bleed-through on their quality card stocks.
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Product ID: 256891856879928565
Designed on 2025-09-20, 4:30 PM
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