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'Anorexic Scale' Funny Sobriety Card

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'Anorexic Scale' Funny Sobriety Card

'Anorexic Scale' Funny Sobriety Card

At the top of page 84 of the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous" is one of the 9th Step Promises: “No matter how far down the scale we have gone, we will see how our experience can benefit others.” Of course Bill and Bob were not literally thinking of the kind of scale that tells you that you should probably also be going to that other 12 Step meeting that starts with an “O” and ends with an “A.” But after seeing this card, you will never hear this line again without thinking of Twiggy, Calista Flockhart, Kate Moss, or whoever the skinny celebrity du jour might be. The inside of the card is blank because it probably needs a meal.
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Product ID: 137720903645129092
Designed on 2016-02-17, 8:34 PM
Rating: G