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All You Did Was Not Die Birthday Card
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
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All You Did Was Not Die Birthday Card
Some people throw parties. Others bake cakes. You’re lucky to get this card. Celebrate your yearly act of simply continuing to exist with a message that perfectly matches the occasion: sarcastic, a little rude, and loaded with just enough effort to pretend it’s a celebration. Blank inside so you can write something equally dismissive… or not.
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By Debra J.April 17, 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!
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By Lisa B.August 21, 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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We ordered this for my mother in law’s 90th birthday. We used pictures from throughout the years. She loved the card and surely will bring tears and smiles whenever she looks at it. Printing was very clear
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Designed on 2025-06-09, 9:22 AM
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