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A dog for your birthday, if nice card

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Size: Standard, 5" x 7"

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 5" x 7" (portrait); 7" x 5" (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
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A dog for your birthday, if nice card

A dog for your birthday, if nice card

This funny birthday greeting card was designed with a woman who has recently been in a divorce or a break, up in mind. The outside features silhouette drawings of a man and a dog by which the sender promises the birthday girl or woman a "dog" if the now-single recipient is nice. The inside surprisingly identifies the "dog" as a man, with whom the recipient might associate with her ex-husband, or ex-boyfriend. The humourous expression on the card capitalizes on the familiar tendency of women to refer to men who are unfaithful, womanizing, or just plain messy in romantic relationships as "dogs."

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By Debra J.April 17, 2024Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Really pleased with the card quality. The perfect theme to personalize a birthday celebration. Birthday greeting combined with a Christmas wish for my nieces Christmas Birthday. Perfect! These colours really pop on this Matte finish. The cute funny monkey expressions add humour to a birthday card surprise.
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By AnonymousOctober 1, 2025Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Big, 8.5" x 11", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I absolutely love this!! Thank you so much for creating a very special birthday card for my mom for her very special day!
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By Lisa B.August 21, 2023Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 5" x 7", Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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We ordered this for my mother in law’s 90th birthday. We used pictures from throughout the years. She loved the card and surely will bring tears and smiles whenever she looks at it. Printing was very clear

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Product ID: 256843069793613080
Designed on 2024-06-22, 1:55 PM
Rating: G