Neutralzona never saw it coming. One day you're standing there at the corner of First and Main Street USA when all of a sudden the sky turns from a Robin's egg blue to a multi-colour EXTRAVAGANZA of hot and cold running colour and with Extra Vaganza! Then to top everything off a Martian Flying Saucer materializes out of thin air and just sits there staring at you right in the face. Do you freak? Do you not freak? Have space aliens invaded beautiful downtown Neutralzona or have they only invaded MJ12club*? If the answer to either of these questions comes up yes then what on Earth can ever be done about it? On Earth nothing can be done. However, in the Perpendicular Universe which is MJ12club* plenty can be done I kid you not. Do Martian Flying Saucers bother you? Do they get in the way of all of the pretty colours? If this be the case then to save Neutralzona you must first enter into the Customize It! zona of MJ12club*. It's a subsidiary of Neutralzona or maybe I have that backwards. In any case click on the image TITLE Bar "Martian Flying Saucer MCC-4890 TW", then click on the word EDIT > Delete and the saucer and any aliens aboard are instantly turned into toast, neutralized you might say. If you want them to come back, all you have to do is go outside and wave your flashlight all around into the sky no matter weather it's day or night. The only alternative would be to click on the word REVERT but only if you're really really sure about what it is you are about to do. Delete it or let them live. It is your call. Now, to the colours, oh, the colours. There are twenty-six separate colour swatch splotch images and one Martian Flying Saucer MCC-4890 TW image. You can copy and paste more of any or all of them. You now are aware of the fact that you can DELETE any or all of them. You can click on the word EDIT > Background and select one of 125 other colours. You may NEED to delete some colours just so that you can see the background. Create your own Custom Speck® Fitted™ Hard Shell Case for iPhone 4/4S! Your mission, should you choose to not be such the Plutonian, is to go straight to the design phase. Have your Phase Goobies ready at all times. Set your fashion phase adjustment knobs on Whoa! (There are two, twist them). On these Customizable Extra Vaganza Colour Extravaganza Speck® Fitted™ Hard Shell Cases for the iPhone 4/4S you get 26, count 'em, 26 colour swatch splotches with which to play. Go figure. (If you could do the math Shirley it would be appreciated.) This is, after all, your designer Speck® Fitted™ Hard Shell Case for iPhone 4/4S and you are the self-described designer and the math whiz we have come to find out. You WANT a whole mess o' colour with which to mess. Well here, you have a whole mess and a half! You can make MILLIONS! Millions? Yes Millions. Golly Joe, you can make close to, but not exceed, an infinite possible number of different, beautiful and most importantly other-worldly designs, Worldly/other-worldly, they're just off-screen in other words. It’s a perpendicular thing, you understand. And this is just one of several different examples of these How-To Do It Customizable Extra Vaganza Colour Extravaganza Speck® Fitted™ Hard Shell Cases for the iPhone 4/4S from which to begin your preliminary design stage. You get to play with Reds, Greens, Blues, Pinks, Yellows, Oranges, Purples, Black and other colours in between. Good show! Each colour swatch splotch resides on its own layer so you can be the colour commentator, the commander/order barker, the coordinator, the composer, the artistic type. Go head-on into the Customize It! zone and there you can move, rotate, enlarge, reduce, copy and paste more of and/or even, dare I say it again, delete each colour layer that you do not particularly care for, independently of the others. You can rearrange the order of the colours so that the colours you want on top are the colours that you want on top. Add your own images and/or text. Sign your name as the ARTIST. How shweet. Try one of Zazzle's "Dangerous Type" fonts. Remember: Customize It! zone > Push a button, any button. See what happens. NO! NOT THAT BUTTON! Just kidding. All images were produced in Photoshop using an image of the Face on Mars. All of them except the Martian Flying Saucer MCC-4890 TW image which is a photograph of an actual saucer I built out of "stuff" I found at thrift stores. She measures about 18 and 3/8ths inches in diameter by about 9 inches tall I think. She's not here right now or I'd ask her. Image Courtesy: NASA/JPL/Caltech, oh, and the American taxpayer. Surf's Up! -_- No Drones -_- Bonini Beach Surfboards -_- Bonini Beach Surf Ace Street DX -_- MJ12CLUB.COM -_- http://www.Zazzle.com/MJ12club* -_- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2012 Marti J. Hughes; All rights reserved.
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