T-minus 9 holes and counting. 3CPAs have joined up into an alliance against the fourth to prevent him from ruling the universal bragging rights at the 19th hole. In this astronomical number crunching Star VVars epoch battle they've been raggin' on him for the last six holes to try to trim a few strokes off his lead. He's about to squeeze one off to find it's way into the small exhaust port next to a big wet port large enough to float a battle cruiser when one of them accuses him of utilizing the powers of the dark side of the force to an unfair advantage over the other three. He counters with "I am not!" and "How dare you accuse me of such a thing." The next of the 3CPAs and then the group points leader and then the last of the 3CPAs, in rapid succession, each bark either an R2 or an M-Not, and finally all 3CPAs in unison chant R2!, R2!, R2! The group leader strikes back with I-KnowYarrrButtWuttam-I? With that the 3CPAs returned a long deep hearty laugh in triple stereo. The points leader pleaded rhetorically skyward: "Can I have some quiet so I can concentrate on sinking this Eagle?" The others just started grinning really big grins and one of them began jumping up and down on alternating landing gear. Group leader was resolved to not let anything phase him, though, and continued to concentrate on his aiming. Then another of the grinners dropped a small planet on him by mentioning the WET-T Knights, and group leader's persona took on an immediate reddish hue, but even still he did not look up. Then the last of the three added that he had gotten the whole thing on video. Everyone gulped. The jumpy unit froze and an uneasy quiet fell over the alliance. Upon learning of the existence of such evidence the points leader did look up, and he fired off a planet killer death-ray vision at the lot of them and he caught 'em right in their deer's headlights. Then he slowly resumed his battle station stance but by now the ball had morphed into a VVomp-Rat and in his hand he was wielding a VVomp-Rat Basher. There is no video but audio exists from the clubhouse security system of what many thought had to have been the yell of a Bigfoot but three out of four CPAs on hole 9 will tell you that many an eye was put out that day when Star VVars devolved suddenly and without warning and in it's place Moon VVars broke out right then and there on the 9th green after Gunchin' the Putt. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2011 Marti J Hughes