"Born to Be a Grandpa!" Collection. An entire line of shirts, ties, coffee cups, etc., coupling the predestination of Reformed Calvinism with the pun of retiring crustiness to produce an eclectic, and even a slightly appealing fashion. Say it loud, "I'm gramps: I'm proud." If it wasn't for grandpa learning math with a slide rule, my dear children, and having to walk barefoot to school-- five miles in the snow-- uphill--- both ways-- you wouldn't have your laptops and blackberries and raspberries today. Born to Be a Grandpa! Aging gracefully, and loving it.