Just think of all the interesting things you could learn from your Standard Schnauzer! This humourous design, accented with dog bone and red ball toy shapes, captures ten of the most important life lessons your dog could teach you!

Cats taste good, but don’t like to be tasted.
Lick your friends and soil the rug of your enemies.
It’s always dinnertime somewhere.
A poop on the lawn is worth two in the bush.
If it can be eaten, it might as well be food.
I didn’t do it! But I did roll in it.
Scratch a little higher. More to the left. Ooooo yeah.
Fart because you can.
Your lower leg is looking very attractive tonight.
I shouldn’t be learning anything from a dog.

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