Treat... Give it me! This is how my dog threatens (and speaks) to me every day. All over the world, millions of dogs are holding their owners temporarily hostage until they receive their... (dare I say it aloud?) "t.r.e.a.t.", their "c.o.o.k.i.e", their "b.i.s.c.u.i.t". They've learned how to whine, moan, and sometimes even ignore their own food because they would rather have a TREAT. Where did they learn this naughty behaviour? Is it because of us? Are we as owners responsible? No! For they are all deviant members of a secret society, an underground organization that teaches them how to manipulate treats from you and treat you as "Dispenser of Treats". This, this design is their ancient emblem, and the words... are their password. It's how they "get in" to their meetings, their unholy lodges. Now we know. And we can let them know we know. Indeed... with this, their game will soon be over! Fight the battle. Tell them you now know their dirty little secret, and pass it on!
Your pup will be styling in this 164g, 100% combed, ringspun cotton baby rib tank top.* Contrast double-needle ribbed binding on the neck, sleeves and bottom seam provides a comfy fit for your furry friend. Select one size up for long-haired dogs. *Heather is a 90/10 cotton-poly blend.
Treat... Give it me! This is how my dog threatens (and speaks) to me every day. All over the world, millions of dogs are holding their owners temporarily hostage until they receive their... (dare I say it aloud?) "t.r.e.a.t.", their "c.o.o.k.i.e", their "b.i.s.c.u.i.t". They've learned how to whine, moan, and sometimes even ignore their own food because they would rather have a TREAT. Where did they learn this naughty behaviour? Is it because of us? Are we as owners responsible? No! For they are all deviant members of a secret society, an underground organization that teaches them how to manipulate treats from you and treat you as "Dispenser of Treats". This, this design is their ancient emblem, and the words... are their password. It's how they "get in" to their meetings, their unholy lodges. Now we know. And we can let them know we know. Indeed... with this, their game will soon be over! Fight the battle. Tell them you now know their dirty little secret, and pass it on!
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