Get this there are gonna be more grey hairs shuffling around and it ain’t funny. Very serious matter this gravity thing, gets those seniors and they fall or do the dinosaur drop and go boom and get hurt. Maybe a little sarcastic humour or try and tell them “you need a cane” stand back you may get whacked. Try this one “get a walker” before you can say those words slam you are dead meat. Or how about this “trade the car in for a mobility scooter” you just have entered hell and you are in for hell. No one likes the reality of age and ageism is like rampant and both very real. So send this card to “you know who” and tell them no “CRAPOLA” you can’t fight age and gravity both will get you every time. Or just forget the whole thing and CRAPOLA is gonna find you!