The old saying You're as Cool as a Cucumber is revised. Now You're as Cool as <font colour="red">Bacon</font>

Whether you are a bacon lover or foodie, this baconized design will transport you into a crispy, crunchy, delicious, greasy, bacony state of extreme happiness. Start your own bacon of the month club with these delicious bacon gifts like womens bacon shirts, mens bacon shirts, kids bacon shirts and bacon sweatshirts. Send bacon gifts to everyone who loves bacon. Give a sweet treat to yourself and buy a bacon gift for you every month! Make a bacon t-shirt, bacon necktie, bacon mug, bacon hat, bacon mouse pad, bacon tote bag, bacon keychain, bacon bumper sticker, bacon dog shirt or bacon BBQ apron part of your bacon gift basket. Send a bacon postcard or bacon greeting card to your friend to share your bacon travels. Bacontarians are salty, sassy, and sensuous. Show the world your bacon addiction with a bacon t-shirt, bacon gifts, bacon iPhone case, bacon iPad case, or bacon hoodie. Bacon is man candy, bacon is meat candy, bacon is BBQ. I love bacon. Bacon makes everything better. Buy bacon now! Image description: a black and white design with the words You're as Cool as a Cucumber with the words "a cucumber" crossed out and the word <font colour="red">Bacon</font> substituted in <font colour="red">red</font>.