A black and white bacon-ized version of the United States Department of Agriculture's MyPlate dietary recommendations

Sure, we should all eat right. But who's to say what's right? The USDA? What do they know about food? (Okay, a lot. But what do they know about bacontarians?) Whether you're a bacon lover, foodie or both, this baconized design will transport you into a crispy, crunchy, delicious, greasy, bacony state of extreme happiness. Start your own bacon of the month club with these delicious bacon gifts like womens bacon shirts, mens bacon shirts, kids bacon shirts and bacon sweatshirts. Send bacon gifts to everyone who loves bacon. Give a sweet treat to yourself and buy a bacon gift for you every month! Make a bacon t-shirt, bacon necktie, bacon mug, bacon hat, bacon mouse pad, bacon tote bag, bacon keychain, bacon bumper sticker, bacon dog shirt or bacon BBQ apron part of your bacon gift basket. Send a bacon postcard or bacon greeting card to your friend to share your bacon travels. Bacontarians are salty, sassy, and sensuous. Show the world your bacon addiction with a bacon t-shirt, bacon gifts, bacon iPhone case, bacon iPad case, or bacon hoodie. Bacon is man candy, bacon is meat candy, bacon is BBQ. I love bacon. Bacon makes everything better. Buy a bacon gift now! Image description: A visual parody of the USDA's My Plate diet plan. A picture of a plate divided into four sections with each section labelled with the word bacon. In the upper right corner is a small plate labelled bacontini. To the left of the plate is a fork.