A black and white bacon-ized rendition of the saying "As Easy as Pie"

Whether you are a baker, optimist, bacon lover or foodie, this baconized saying will transport you into crispy, crunchy, delicious, greasy, bacony state of can do, uplifting happiness. Vegetarians don't have a monopoly on satisfying and savory sayings. Picture yourself as a great thinker contemplating bacon recipes, what is bacon or how a World Bacon Eating Champion can eat 54 pieces of bacon in 5 minutes. Let the full-flavoued thoughts of bacon overtake your mind. Bacontarians are salty, sassy, and sensuous. Show the world your bacon addiction with a bacon t-shirt, bacon gifts, bacon iPhone case, bacon iPad case, or bacon hoodie. Bacon is man candy, bacon is meat candy, bacon is BBQ. Bacon makes everything better. Buy bacon now! Image description: The black and white phrase "as easy as pie" with the word pie crossed and the word <font colour="red">"bacon"</font> substituted in red.