10. The Hoyer lift is thought of as the backup option. 9. Someone at the nurses’ station isn’t wearing a print top. 8. You no longer call Dr. Strong at the first sign of need. 7. You find yourself with a box of gigantic gloves and wonder where the smaller ones went. 6. Conversations based on sports have somehow infiltrated the unit. 5. Somebody left a burger and fries on the table, where you struggle to convince yourself a salad is fulfilling. 4. Patient assignments are frequently changed after you have taken report and made your first round. 3. A patient keeps calling your co-worker “Doctor” regardless of how many times she is corrected. 2. This complaint becomes familiar: “There are no XL gloves here and they were ordered just for me.” 1. Someone left the toilet seat up in the nurses’ lounge restroom.